Jokes-Funny SMS

Ok...
Ok...
Ok...
Alright...
Ok...
Ok...Ok... Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Ok... Haan..
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Thik hai...
Ok...
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Most Husbands on the Phone with their Wives..!!????

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Gyan for today..
Sabar aur Shukar Dono Hi Ka bada Darja Hai.

Sabar Musibat Ko Talta Hai
or
Shukar sukh or Chain Ko Badhata Hai...

Isliye biwi maikey gai ho to shukar karey
aur
ghar me hoto sabar kare...

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If u are HAPPY after being married...






U aren't taking MARRIAGE seriously...

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LISTEN and SILENT
are 2 Words Having the same Alphabets.







Amazingly
BOTH are meant for
HUSBANDS...

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Teacher: Spell Ambulance?
Student: A.... M.... B.... U.... Teacher: Faster!!!!
Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew...

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Tinku-Tere papa tailor hain par teri shirt fati hai
Rinku-Sharm ki baat to ye hai
tere papa dentist hain or tera bhai bina dant ke paida hua.

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Ladka-I LUVE U.

Ladki- main kisi or se pyar krti hu
Ladka udas ho gya phir achanak bhagne lga or bola-Teri mummy ko Bataunga
Ladki-Ruk Ja kamine I LUVE U to

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IF U FORGET ME THEN


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I''ll break all 32 teeth.

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 132 Insult SMS

Train me 2 aadmi
safar kar rahe the.
1st - Kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Lahore se
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha
hun...
Lahore me kahan
se arahe ho?
2nd - Iqbal town
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun
ye batao Iqbal
town me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Street 2 se..
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun
ye batao street 2
se kis ke ghar se
arahe ho?.
2nd - Basheer
sahab ke ghar se
1st - Wahaan se to
main bhi araha hun
aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe
ho?
Aas paas ke
musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir
tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole - Hum
dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe
hai.....
,

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