Jokes-Funny SMS

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai,
Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu.
Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me
Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

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Duniya bhar k doctors ki
Team ne research kiya
Or is nateeje pe pohche k
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Msg karne se aapki khubsurti
Kam nhi hoti msg kar liya karo..

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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi.

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KFC New Prices
Piza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

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KARINA or KATRINA Dono Hi Gori H Q?
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Socho
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Socho
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NAhi Pata Na?
Qki Dono Ke Naam Me"RIN" Aata H
RIN De Chamkane Vali Safedi.:

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Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..

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Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.

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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h?

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Dharam Bhai means
Not real brother.

Dharam Pita means
Not real father.

Dharam Behen means
Not real sister.

then why

Dharam Patni
your real wife??;-):-)

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A question from all Husband:
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Which day is not Womens Day.?

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