Jokes-Funny SMS

Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?
Me: Jee, social networking.
Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?
Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon.

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Is ur life boring?

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Type "I LOVE" ur lover name
N send it to all ur relatives
Try it..
ek dum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein

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Malum Hai Aap Bahut Busy H.
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Isi Liye Kuch Ni Likha,
Warna Apko Padhna Padta.

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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
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Socho Socho..?
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Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

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Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours...!

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu
Husband:2mne kaise jana?
Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D

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Welcome To
Www.love.com

Enter Password,

******

Processing..

Sry.
Abhi Aap Ki Pyar Karne Ke Umar Nahi Hui H,
Try

Www.Bornvita Piyo Khul Ke Jiyo.com

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"Papa Ji,shadi Me Kul Mila Kar Kitna Kharch Hota Hai ?"
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"Pata Nahi Bete...
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Me To Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu !!":D:D

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Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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