Jokes-Funny SMS

Exam Ki Night Ko Ek Boy.........
Agar Head Aaya To Sounga....
Tail Aaya To Gane Sununga...
Agar Khada Raha To Tv Dekhunga...
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.Aur Agar...
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Hawa Me Raha To Ma Kasam Puri Raat
Padhunga.... :P

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Kehte Hain Upparwale Ne Is Jahan Me,
Har Kisi Ke Liye Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Hai,
Kahi Mere Wale Ne Suicide To
Nahi Kar Liya Mil Hi Nahi Raha!!

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=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village?
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Sardar: No Sir,
Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

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Mai Bewakuf Hu.
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Haa Mai Bewakuf Hu,
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Arey Aahista Bolo,
Hume Pata Hai.
Idhar Tak Awaaz Aa Rahi H.

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Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
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Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

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Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Are Miss Karna Hai To Macharo Ko Karo,
Jo Apne Jaan Par Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.

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Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..!

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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..
Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..

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In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means.
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

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A Women can Keep only One
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The Secret Of Her Age...

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