SMS Categories
Jokes-Funny SMS
Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?
Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta.
Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki
hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
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Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge
Friend 2 santa
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karuga
snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k
mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.......
Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“
Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!
Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!
Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D
A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!
Santa : Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwaunga
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri Dilwaunga
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Banta : Fir Accha Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shaadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!
