Jokes-Funny SMS

Aaj Fir Ek Sardar Ne Kamaal Kar Diya.
Ek Sardar Bank Me Aake So Gaya.
Jante Ho Kyun.?
Bank Ke Board Pe Likha Tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 138 Santa Banta SMS

Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Santa: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Santa: “Illegal.”

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 192 Santa Banta SMS

Kya aapki life bahut boring
hai?aap boriyat feel kar rahe hai????
.
.
.
Agar haan
.
.
.
Toh type kijiye
I love (aapke lover ka
name) and send it to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ur dad's number
Kasam se life mein hungama
mach jaega.

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 237 Funny SMS

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 149 Santa Banta SMS

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Like SMS - 92 - SMS Length: 150 Sardar SMS

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ruk teri mummy ko btata hun.......Auntyy.......

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 135 Funny SMS

Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye

Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala,

Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga.

Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye,

Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi:
“1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”

Like SMS - 52 - SMS Length: 198 Insult SMS

5 things that make happy
-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
-Wife is not at home

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 133 Funny SMS

Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir,
English ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai.
Aap bhi Math me baat kyu nhi karte?
Math Teacher: Jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11
ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh
Yaad aa jayega..!

Like SMS - 23 - SMS Length: 249 Funny SMS

Golu: Yaar jab tujhe garmi lagti hai toh tu kya karta hai.
Molu: Tab mai AC ke samne baith jata hu.
Golu: Aur jab bhut jayda garmi lagti hai toh?
Molu: Toh phir mai AC ko ON kar deta hu..!

Like SMS - 23 - SMS Length: 191 Funny SMS