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Ek Sardar Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang
Kar Raha Tha
Sardar Ne New Sim Khareed Kar
Usko Sms Kiya..
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Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya
Hai,
Ab Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahi
Kar Sakta....!
Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne,
Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab Aaya
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad...
For Girls..
Who are We??
"Girls!!"
What do we want??
"Equality!!"
Why do we want it??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
But Why??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
Arrey but Why??
"Pata Nhi! Bas Chahiye!"
2 minutes of silence for the
girls who think their boy friend
doesn't flirt with other girls
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2 minutes of silence for the
guys who think their girlfriend doesn't talk with other guys...
Ek KABUTAR itna uda.....
itna uda.....
itna uda,.....
bahut uda.....
bahut upar gaya.....
itna uda.....
Itna uda.....
BAS AB NAHI DIKHRAHA,ab so jao kal dhoondenge..
Doosri shaadi karne k 4 tarike
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Badi speed me neeche aaye ho..
pehle Ek ko to Handle kar lo.....
Q: Why do boys goes to temples?
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Because temple is the only place where you
canfind..
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Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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TRIPTI.
Pappu Class Mein Enter Hua.
Teacher: “Tum Class Mein 30 Minute Late Aaye Ho.”
Smart Pappu: “Sir, Main Aapki Class Ke Liye Late Nahi, Next Class Ke Liye Jaldi Aaya Hun.”
Apne phone Ko"Face Wash"Laga k Garm Pani Se"Dho k"
Use "Kumkum"Or "Chawal"Lagakar "Mandir"Me Chada 2 Kyonki
"SMS"To Aap Karte Nhi To"
POOJA"Hi Karlo...
Tabiyat thik nhi thi,Bure Bure sapne ate the,
Darr Lgta tha Dr.Ko dikhaya,Dr.ne kaha 2-4
pagalo ko SMS kro,Thik Ho jaoge,Apko sms kiya
abhi acha Lag raHa h... :-P
