Jokes-Funny SMS

Mujhe Rs.50,000/-chahiye sirf
1 month
keliye.
Need it any how.
Tumhare pass rehete hai
isliye tumhe pucha.
Na maat karna plz..
Aaisa 1 bewda ATM machine
se bol raha
tha..
Tum log tension mat lo...

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Boy On Date In Resturant:
Jaan Tumse Ek Baat Kehna
Chahta Hu..
Girl: Kya..?
Boy: I Already Have A Girlfrnd..
.
Girl: Daara Diya Saale,
Mujhe Laga Paisa Nahi Hai....!

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If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home..
Remember Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of..
Daaru
Perfume
Or
Lipstick..
Be Careful..
.
"JANHIT ME JAARI"

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Washing Powder Nirma..
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliamen..
Hema
Rekha
Jaya
Sushma..
Sab Ki Pasand Nirma....!

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Customer To Santa: Teri To Rasgulle
Ki Dukaan Hai,
Tera Khane Ko Mann Nahi Karta..?
.
Santa: Karta To Hai Uncle,
Lekin Papa Count Karke Rakhte Hain
Isliye Choos Ke Wapas Rakh Deta Hu....!

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Agar Aapki Wife Aapka Kehna Nahi
Maanti Hai To..
.
To
.
Itna Dhayan Se Mat Padho
Kisi Ki Nahi Maanti..
.
"ISKA KOI SOLUTION NAHI"

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta
Hai..
.
Father: Kar Le Beta,
Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi....!

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Best Slogan On A Man's T-Shirt:
.
Please Do Not Disturb Me
I Am Married And Already
Very Disturbed...!

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Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
.
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha...!

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Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?
.
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country,
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!

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