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People in India don't believe your indicator until you show your hand while taking turn.
A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up.
The Dr. shows the letters on the
board " CZWXNQSTAZKY "
Doctor - Can you read this ?
Russian - Read ?? I even know the guy.. He's my
cousin..
If a girl texts you after
midnight,
that means
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she loves you.
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Lolzzzz
Just kidding,
she's just bored...
Money can't buy happiness,
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But its
more comfortable to cry in a
BMW car than on a
bicycle...
There is Life.
And then there
is
blogging,
tweeting,
chatting,
and
updating your status about
Life.
They are not one and the
same...
He: Hi
Me: Hi
He: Kya chal raha hain ?
Me: Pankha, T.V aur Phone..
*Blocked*
Thoko Lyk...
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
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Roz sarafat se sms kiya koro warna.......,
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Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.....he he he
Ek Mantri Usa Gaya To Meet His Politician Friend
Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.
Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!
Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai
American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi
Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha
Khuda kre kisi ko bhi
mohhabat me judaiii
Na
Mile !!!!
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Wah wah
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Jo meri poste like n krta
ho usko garmi me maa
kasam peene ko paani hi na
mile...
The Government has passed
a new rule..
All the smart and good
looking people will have to
pay
"Personality Tax"
Baki Sab toh safe hain lekin
Apne Group ki to waat lag
gayi na...
