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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..
Aftr robbing d Bank,
robber 2 clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.
Robber shot him dead
asked next clerk:Did u?
2nd clerk: No,But my wife saw u
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did it!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!
TIMELINE
Girl 1: Yaaay! CIA joined Twitter!!
Girl 2: Yes didi finally
INDBOX
Girl 2: Didi ye CIA what hai ?
Girl 1: Arre chotti USA ki CID hai.
Girl 2: kisne tolded you didi ?
Girl 1: Autowalle se
pucha tha :-P:-D
TIMELINE
Girl1- *posts a pics of her new Audi*
Girl2- Congo babe
INBOX
Girl 2- nice gaadi didi, But aage 4
Chudiyan kyu chipkayi hain ?
Girl 1 : Choti, Company walo ne lagayi hai :-P:-D
तीन दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे...
एक बोला –
“मेरी पत्नी ने ‘जुड़वाँ’ पिक्चर देखी और उसे जुड़वाँ बच्चे पैदा हुए !”
दूसरा बोला –
“तू सही कह रहा है. मेरी बीवी ने भी ’3 ईडियट्स’ देखी थी और उसे एक साथ तीन बच्चे हुए थे !”
इतना सुनते ही तीसरा उठकर भागा.
दोनों दोस्त चिल्लाये – “अबे कहां भागा जा रहा है …. बता कर तो जा !”
तीसरा दोस्त भागते-भागते ही चिल्लाया –
“घर जा रहा हूँ ….
मेरी बीवी भी प्रेग्नेंट है और टीवी पर
‘अब तक छप्पन’ देखरही है … !!!”
Pappu is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Pappu replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..
REEL Life Girls :
Ice cream khaungi,
kashmir jaungi..
sholo mein bhadke jiya..
REAL Life Girls :
Market jaungi,
Sabzi laungi..
Jholi mein bhar ke ghiya..
Me : Hey Any weekend
Plans ?
She : hanging out
Wid Friends yaar
Me : Bandariya Hai tu .?
*blocked*
*reported f.I.R*
Cockroach's last few words to Sophie
Choudry:
'तैरे होटों में दबकर, मरने से अच्छा'
'में खुद कि जान खुद ले लेता हुँ'
