Jokes-Funny SMS

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture!
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration!
If I Was An Author You Would
Be My Story!
But I'm Only A Cartoonist!

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Thats trick only for u.
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How can u double ur money...??

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Show it in front of mirorr...

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Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue
Ja Raha Tha
Aurat= Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa
Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa:to Mai Bhi Apne Baap K
Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

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What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

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jami se le ke asma tak
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jami se le ke asma tak
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jami se le ke asma tak
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sirf hawa he hawa he
bane na bewkuf...

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Zindgi ka sabse bada sukun kya hai? ? ? ? ?
Batao? ? ? ? ?
Nahi pata!! ? ?
Chalo koi bat nahi mai bata deta hu..
Zindgi ka sabse bada sukun kya hai.. - toilet jana

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
Nahi Batani.. ...
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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...
Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi

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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its A Talent Of Taking Rest Before U Get Tired..
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Bcoz

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....XP ;)

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Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son:Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

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