Jokes-Funny SMS

Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
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Brahmi : COFFEE !
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Teachr : how?
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brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

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Teacher :What is Differences
between Orange nd
Apple...???
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Student : The color of Orange is
Orange and the
Color of Apple is not apple...

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Tragedies with Boys' Life.
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01. Good girls r Not Good
looking
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02. Good looking girls r Not
good girls
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03. Good looking & good girls r
not single
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04. Good looking,
good & single
girls have
strong Brothers
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05. Good looking,
good,
single
girls without brothers will treat boys as her
brother...

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Boy: My grlfriend broke up withme n sent me her pictures wid
her new boyfrnd.
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Frnd: really bad!
What did u do?
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Boy: I sent it 2 her dad !!!
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Think Different...

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That awkward moment when
your friend is arguing
with
their parents & their parents
turns towards you nd
asks.
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"Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?"
and u always say.
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No...

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My phone's low battery warning
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Is the only warning I take
seriously...

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Daaku aurat se ye saare zever mujhe de de
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aurat: le ye le
payal le,
jhumke le,
churi le,
chain le,
long le
sab le le
aur
aur
aurat ban ja KUTTE

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Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

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Pappu: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon ,Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Chappu :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,Shayad Kismat Sath de de!

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HUSBAND: AAJ FAISLA HO KE RAHEGA,

BATAO KIS-KIS KE SATH SOTI HO?

WIFE: QASAM SE
SIRF AAP KE SATH HI SOTI HUN
BAQI LOG SONE KAHA DETE HE.

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