Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji.
Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha?
Sardar- Sabji..

Like SMS - 82 - SMS Length: 168 Sardar SMS
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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
..

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 156 Santa Banta SMS
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Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai...

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
...

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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai.

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Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.

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Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. 3:)

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

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Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

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