Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji.
Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha?
Sardar- Sabji..
Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
..
Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai...
Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
...
Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai.
Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.
Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husband Raat ko phone pe:-
Khane me kya hai” ??
Wife:- Zeher. 3:)
Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!
Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...