Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai
Banta: Haa
Santa: To Fir Isme Se
Window Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Fit Karva Le.

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Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa:acha Vala Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai,
Lala:ha Bhai Ha,
Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast
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Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun??
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Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…

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Kon Kehta Hai Hawa Free Ki Hoti Hai ?
Kabhi Lays Ka 10 Rupay Wala
Chips Khareed K Dekho,
Usmey 7 Rupay Ki Hawa Aur
3 Rupay Ke Chips Hote Hai.

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..

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Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..

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Banta- Tum Agle Birth Mai Kya Banana Chahte Ho?
Santa- Cockroach..
Banta- Wo Kyu?
Santa- Kyuki Meri Patni Sirf Cockroach Se Darti Hai..

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Santa (On Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai!
Maa: Bolo Beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doosri Shaadi Karli.

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