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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
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Ki
Photo Dikhayenge.
Socho agar Doctor film banate
to
Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
kaho na bukhaar hai,
TB NO 1,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
Ek hasina do kidni,
Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..
Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag
Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik
Mangne Jata Tha.
Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya.
Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story
Khud Pad Raha Hai.
Q:- Ye Pyar Kaise Hota Hai ?
Ans:- Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha Ho,
Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho.
Aapka Mangal Bhari Ho Or Bhagwan Maza Lene Ke Mood Me Ho Tab Pyar Ho Jata Hai.
Full 2 Fun
Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...
Wah... Wah...
Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...
Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile.
LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko
INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
Ek Chor Chori Karne Santa Ke Ghar Me Ghusa..
Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau
Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau
Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
...
