Jokes-Funny SMS

Usse juda ho kar to meri,
jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz''!!
Achanak Yaad Aya...
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi...

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A letter from a teacher to a
parent:
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Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class,
Please try to Bath him..
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Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him...

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Pappu Har Station Utar K
Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha
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Kyu?
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Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use
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Lamba Safar
Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.

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Student- Sir Sab Log Hindi, English, Urdu,
Me Bolte,
Maths Me Kyu Nahi.
Teacher - Jyada 3,5 Na Kar 9,2,11 Hole Nahi To 4,5 Jab Dunga To 6 K 36 Dikhne Lagenge.

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4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.

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Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha,
Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mein Hole Kyu?
Sardar Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me
Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai?
Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha

Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi

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Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.

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New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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