Jokes-Funny SMS

Girl- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
Boy - Hai Isiliye To Dekh Raha Hu.
Girl- Kyu?
Boy - Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.

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45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi,
Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.?
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Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-

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2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.

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~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~
Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…?
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Deadly Answer Given By
Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…

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Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai

Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi
Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai
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The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….

Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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Santa, Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha,

What He Thinks??
Guess…
“Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi”

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Boy: Excuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s Day….

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Berlusconi 71 years old,
has a girlfrnd.
18 years old.
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Bill Gates 57 years old,
has a girlfrnd 24 years old
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Maradona 52 years old,
has a girlfrnd 21 years old.
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Moral : Don't worry that you don't
have a girlfrnd,
yours probably isn't born
yet...

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A girl can be your best friend,

wife,
worst enemy,
or worst
nightmare.
It just depends on
how you treat her...

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