Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
nd
A deaf husband....
After a Marriage,
A husband said to his wife,
You know,I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn't notice.
Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad ......
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.