A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
The secrets of a happy marriage
Tools, Internet options,
Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you can't live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later.
A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'!
Things in Boys' room Before marriage: