Marriage SMS

akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage "Spider Man"
On Marriage Day "Super Man"
After Marriage "Gentle Man"
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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"Watch Man"

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

philosophy Of Life :
?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.
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Husband Went to Europe...
And Sent SMS to his Wife.
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"I am Having a Wonderful Time,
Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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