Success in marriage does not come merely
through finding the right mate,
but through being the right mate.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man
who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,
taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
.
Me Jao Na Jao Par
.
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
.
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?