Marriage SMS

Success in marriage does not come merely
through finding the right mate,
but through being the right mate.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man
who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,
taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin.

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
.
Me Jao Na Jao Par
.
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
.
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

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Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.

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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

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