Marriage SMS

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
.
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

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"When a man holds a woman hands?"
.
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
.
after marriage it is self-defense.

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
.
After Marriage He's Like vodafone...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain..

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