A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.
"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like vodafone...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko