A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
.
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.
"When a man holds a woman hands?"
.
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
.
after marriage it is self-defense.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
.
After Marriage He's Like vodafone...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain..