What is Marriage?
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.
girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Happy married life is
"Yet to be seen"