Marriage SMS

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

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Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

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One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

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girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

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Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

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