Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya:
Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai.
pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai????
Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen.
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai, to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha.
Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai,
Pehle Regular Bottle Thi,
Ab Jumbo Pack.