A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya:
Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai.
pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai????
Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen.
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai, to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.