Greetings SMS

A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'!

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Things in Boys' room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
.
After marriage:
.
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
nd
A deaf husband....

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After a Marriage,
A husband said to his wife,
You know,I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn't notice.

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad ......

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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