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Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

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philosophy Of Life :
?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

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How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.
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Husband Went to Europe...
And Sent SMS to his Wife.
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"I am Having a Wonderful Time,
Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.

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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
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Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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The secrets of a happy marriage
Tools, Internet options,
Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you can't live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later.

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