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The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love,
and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him,
and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think:
How easy marriage is.
In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Success in marriage does not come merely
through finding the right mate,
but through being the right mate.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man
who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,
taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
