Greetings SMS

akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love,
and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him,
and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think:
How easy marriage is.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Success in marriage does not come merely
through finding the right mate,
but through being the right mate.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man
who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,
taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin.

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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akash Posted In Greetings SMS
Added 9 years ago

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

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