Greetings SMS

It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
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It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

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"When a man holds a woman hands?"
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When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
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after marriage it is self-defense.

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
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After Marriage He's Like vodafone...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain..

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In Court Judge Said to Women:
U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.

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"Wishing you all the health and happiness in this world on your wedding"

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Heart filled wishes on your wedding
hoping the best for you two today and forever;
happy married life.

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I pray and wish happiness for both of you on your wedding day;
I hope you are the ones from the story that says – Happily Ever After.

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