Greetings SMS

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

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girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

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Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
.
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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