First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.
girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Happy married life is
"Yet to be seen"
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Diffrence between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.