Greetings SMS

Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
.
Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
.
Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
.
Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha

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Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

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Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
.
Ya To
.
Ashwariya
.
Ya Phr
.
Jaysuriya...

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Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
.
HUSBAND!
sahi suna he
.
Wife:
Aisa Kyun ?
.
Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.

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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

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Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

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One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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