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Toilet Jane Se Pehle
.(‘,’).
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\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad
.(‘.’).
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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Mobile SMS Awards 2014
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"BEST SMS Sender"
Award Goes To
"SpicySMS.in"..
Ab jalan me apna nam likh ke kisi ko frward mat karna!

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Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..

jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha..

Bhul gaye?

Offffo

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Meri To kadar hi ni kissiko

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3|/3|
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3 3 9
9| |
| 3|
9-

remove 3 and 9 and see the magic

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Hr MAA Ka Spna Hota Ha K
UsKi Beti Ko 1 Acha or naik Larka Mily
Ab Ap Hi Btao
(',') Akela
<) (> Me
_/ /_Kis Kis Maa Ka Spna Pura KArY..........??

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(""""""""""""")] 9mm gun
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/__/..I Kill people for money,

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( 'o' ) BUT U R
(,) (,) MY FRIEND
(") (")
SO, I'LL KILL U FOR FREE...
.....DHISHKYAAAOOOON.....

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