Funny SMS

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai
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| _| |_ hai..

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Kaise mumkin tha
kisi aur doctor se ilaaaj..?
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Ishq ka Rog tha_
Mummy ki chappal se hi araam aaya..!!
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Haye! Bhut mara yaaro

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@ . . .
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_/ /_ ',',
Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

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Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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//\\ //\\

Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye? :D

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('.')/
<\"\ Ae Kya
_/"\_ Bolti Tu
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Ae Kya
_/"\_ Mai Bolu
('.')/
<\"\ Sun
_/"\_
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Suna
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@I LIKE U@
Or
Kya..?
AAge tum koho???

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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo utthak-baithak karo
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.IL

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.IL

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.IL

Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

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(>=<) IT"S ME
( "o" ) DON"T
(,) . (,) PRESS
?J?J

(>=<)
( "o" ) PLS
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(>=<) NO!
( "o" ) PLS


(>=<) Nooo!



Mar dala na!
AB SMS KON KERAY GA?

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Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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/.”.) “^—- ,,
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Chand nzr aya?
( ‘:’ )Nai?
(“)(“)
Edhr dykho!
(‘: ‘ )
(“)(“)
Nai?
Udhr?
( ‘:’)
(“)(“)
Nai?
( ‘:’ )
(“)(“).chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)

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