Funny Story SMS

Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.


Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)

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High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
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Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
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Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD

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New GenEration ;)
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko
Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k
Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
BACHA: Dhoovan Chhorte hue,,,
Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k
Aap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn?
(';') kaka
<) )> rocked
_/\_ anti shoked :)

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B**BS KI ATMKATHA :

Mera janm 12 saal baad hua,
Rang layi mere chahne walo ki dua.
Jab me bilkul choti thi,
Tab me Frock me soti thi,
Fir mere aakar ka vistaar hua,
NIMBU badkar ANAAR hua.
Jab mei badne lagi,
Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padne lagi.
Phir BRA hua mer ghar,
Tab lagne laga mujhe DARR.
Jab mera Size hua bada,
Jane kitno ka hua khada.
Bheed me ladko ne haath mara,
Mujhe ehsaas hua bada pyara.
Phir kitno ne dabaya,
Sach kahu bada maza aya.
Kisine pyar se sehlaya,
Kisiko pyar se chuswaya,
Kisine mujhe masal diya,
Kisine mujhpe apna ragad diya,
Jab mai gayi JHUL,
Sare kamine gaye mujhe BHUL.....

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Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt.. :-

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Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to
Ek kutta-Kutiya Se s*x ki
Koshish kar rahe the.
Lekin kutta chota tha
Jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak
Pahunch nahi raha tha.
Aadmi n uski help ki &
Kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya.
Dusre din aadmi wahi se guzra
To kutta uske piche jane laga.
Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye.
To Logo n pucha
Ye aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai
To aadmi ne kaha
Maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki &
Ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai.

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Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE hain
Jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
Uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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