Funny Story SMS

vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Skta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tk Kuch Nhi Bolaaur
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Krta Rhakeval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne K Lie.
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nhi Paai Plz Repeat Kro..

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ek Tha Raja
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Ek Thi Rani
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Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani.
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Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho??
Bola Na Kahani Khatam.

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Funny romantic a love story
Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before 2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
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Ek Seth ne Sindhi salesman Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din sindhi se milne shop pe aaya toh woh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia...
Sindhi Salesmen bola-Itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge?
Sports shoe le lo
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye
Sindhi bola-Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li
Sindhi bola-Fishing karte hue bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo
Usne chips, biscuit le liye
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo,
Le liya
Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana
Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha or
Tumne itna saman bech diya..

Sindhi sales man : Sethji wo to
Biwi ke liye "WHISPER" lene aaya tha,
Maine bola-7 din kya karega,
Ja jake machali pakaD....

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
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Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
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Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
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Ek college ke kuch ladke
Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob preshan karte the.
Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur
Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye
Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj k baad hum tumhe
Kabhi preshan nhi krenge."
Waiter khush hokr bola
Thnx bhai,main v waada karta hoon
Ki aaj k baad aaplogo ki coffey me
THUKA nhi krunga ! ! " :)

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