Funny Story SMS

“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…

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OBAMA : I want to show you that how
much advance we are Come with me,
He takes him to a forest. O
BAMA : Dig the ground.
pappu did it.
OBAMA : More…More…More -…
pappu went up-to 100 Feet.
OBAMA : So now, try to search something
Pappu : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows
that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.
Pappu became frustrated. He invited
OBAMA to India.
Next year OBAMA was in India.
Pappu : I want to show you our advancement.
The same…he takes OBAMA to
a forest.
Pappu : Dig it…
Obama does.
Pappu : More…More…More -……
OBAMA goes up-to almost 400 feet.
Pappu :Try to find something.
OBAMA tries
Pappu : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Pappu: you know,
it shows that even 400 years
ago, we used to have WIRELESS mob !!! p
appu rock…Obama shock

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Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking,
boy hits his leg to a stone and starts
bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that
she would tear her dupata and
wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

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Larrki: Ammi Main Shadi Nahi
Karun Gi Or Agar Zabardasti Tum Ny Meri
Shadi Ki To Ghar Sy Bhag Jaun Gi
Maa Rote Huwy Boli Beti Mai Ne Bhag K
Tere Abba K Sath Shadi Ki
Teri Khala Or Behen Ny B Bhag
K Shadi Ki
Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath
Or Tera Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bahag Gya
Teri Phopho Sabzi Waly K Sath
Or
Couzin Doodh Waly K Sath
Bhag Gai
Tera Bap 2 Bar Parrosan K Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai
Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To..
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Hamari Kya Izzat Reh Jaye Gi
Kuch Khayal Kar.

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha
aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne
ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo
kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke
kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
kitab ka LAST PAGE mat
dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li
lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi
khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi
liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se
park mein roz milne jati Wo
roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata
Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz
nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi
pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya
Waha pata chala ki ladki ko
blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6
din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur
sucide karne buildng ke 100th
floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter
chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi
pohonch raha hu aur tumara
wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan
waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha
payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye
SHAKTIMAAN

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi
Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE
BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr
nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts
par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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Ek Pagal Roz Yehi Kehta Tha-
Gulti Banaunga, Panchi Ko Marunga..
6 Month Pagal Khane Me Treatment K Baad
Dr. Ne Pucha- Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-suhagrat
Dr.-good, Phir?pagal-sari Utarunga
Dr.-phir?pagal-blouse Utarunga
Dr.-oh No! Phir?pagal-br* Be Utarunga
Dr.-my God, Phir?pagal-phir Kya!
Br* K Elastic Se Gulti Banaunga Or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-oh My Gudnes
Sala 2 To Perfct Pagal Hai Re..

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Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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1 Budha Aya
Saath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Laya
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya '
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya
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Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne
Pankha Hilaya
'
Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne
Pankha Hilaya
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Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya
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Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap
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Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya....??
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Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!!!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai
'
Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set
Sirf Ek Hai ...

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