Funny Story SMS

Added 8 years ago

Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣

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Added 8 years ago

एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ
थेँ........!

जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और
दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............!

मालिक ने सोचा"-
कितने नेक तोते है
इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी,

उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल
दिया,
जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी,

तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते
से बोला"-

उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी,
अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!

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Added 9 years ago

1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia

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Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar
Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi
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Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me
Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha

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9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki
Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab
Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use
Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba

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Added 9 years ago

“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
:-) ;-) :-D

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Added 9 years ago

एक चीता सिगरेट का कश लगाने
ही वाला था कि अचानक चूहा वहाँ आया और
बोला, "भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ,
देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है।"
चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया।
आगे हाथी कोकीन ले रहा था, चूहा फिर बोला,
"भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ, देखो जंगल
कितना खूबसूरत है।"
हाथी भी साथ चल दिया।
आगे शेर व्हिस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था,
चूहे ने
उसे भी वही कहा।
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5-6
थप्पड़
मारे।
हाथी बोला: अरे क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे
को?
शेर बोला, "ये साला रोज़ अफ़ीम पीके ऐसे
ही सबको पूरी रात जंगल घुमा

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.

Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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Added 9 years ago

Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 9 years ago

Government Ka Bridge Ka
Tender Nikla.
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Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya. .
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Kaise ?" .
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour 5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
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Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya.
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Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?" .
Gujrati Bola : "30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
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Authorities Ne Puchha : "Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?" .
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
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Gujrati Got the Tender !

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