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Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa
Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai".
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Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya..
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Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50%
Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti".
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.

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Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

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4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers.
Since No Place They Sit On Boys Lap.
Grl1-R U Ece Engnr?
By-Hw Did U Knw?
Grl1-Ur Tower Is Communicating With My
Unreachable Area.
Grl2-R U Computer Engr?
By-hw Dd U Knw?
Grl2-Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2
Connct With My Usb Drive.
Grl3-R U Mechanicl Engr?
By-hw Dd U Knw?
Grl3-ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder.
Grl4-r U Civil Engnr?
By-Hw Dd U Knw?
Grl4-Ur Dam Had Broken N
It Flooded My Village.

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Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.

She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya.
Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya.
Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua.
Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck)
Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya,
Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua.
Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha
Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The.
Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola,
"Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K,
Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi"
Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola
"Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.

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1 Aurat Ko Pari Ne 3 Vardaan Mangane Ko Kaha..

Par Ek Shart Rakhi K Usey Jo Bhi Milega,
Us K Pati Ko Uss Se 10 Guna Zyaada Milega..

Aurat Ne Pahli Wish Maangi
"Mujhe Duniya Ki Sab Se
Khubsurat Aurat Bana Do.."

Pari Ne Kaha Is Se Tumhara Pati
Tum Se B 10 Guna Jyada Khubsurat Ban Jayega.

Aurat Boli K Koi Baat Nai,
Me Hi Duniya Ki Sab Se Khubsurat Aurat Hu
Toh Mera Pati Aur Kisi Ko Nai Dekhega.."

Aurat Ne Dusri Wish Maangi
K Mujhe Duniya Ka Sab Se Ameer Insaan Bana Do

Pari Ne Kaha K Tumhate Pati Tum Se
10 Guna Ameer Ban Jayenge..

Aurat Boli" Jo Mera Hai
Wo Mere Pati Ka Hai Aur
Jo Unn Ka Hai Wo Mera.."
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Ab Aurat Ne Teesri Wish Maangi:
Mujhee Halka Sa Heart Attack De Do.
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Gals K Liye Joke Yahi Khatam Hota Hai..
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Boys Aage Padhe...
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Pati Ko Patni Se 10 Guna" Halka" Heart Attack Aaya..
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Moral:" Ladkiya Samajhti Hai
K Wo Smart Hai..
But
Reality Is Different.

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Apno ko apno kay jazbaaton say kheltay dekha hay,
Jhoot suun suun kay sach ka katl hotay dekha hay,

Nahi farq padta unhein kay kya guzeregi kisi pay,
Unhe to bas humnay armano ko kuchaltay dekha hay,

Lamha lamha dur honay ka dard satata rehta hay,
Uss doori ka ham nay faida unhein uthatay dekha hay,

Kar kay sitam phir khaatay hain
Apno ki jhooti kasam ,
Unn kasmo ko ham nay hamesha tut-tay
Huay dekha hay ,

Farebi nahi hain ham phir bhi
Kehlatay hain farebi ,
Farebi kahay hamein uss ko ham nay
Hastay huay dekha hay,

Sambhali apni her khushi
Uss sachi ibadat kay liyay ,
Khushian bant-tay ham nay unhein
Gairo kay saath dekha hay,

SEHER tuo lay jay gi apne
Sab dard khud mein samait kay,
Lekin iss dard mein
Ham nay bohton ko jaltay dekha hay.

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Hamara Yeh Tum Ko SALAAM Aakhri Hai
SunO Aj Tum Say Kalaam Aakhri Hai

Agar Ho Sakay To Bhula Dena Hum Ko
Yehi Ek ChOhta Sa Kaam Aakhri Hai

Abhi AarZoun Kay Sehraa PyaaSe Hain
Magar AnsOun Ka Yeh Jaam Aakhri Hai

Teri BewafaYe Ka Shikwaa Aakhri Hai
Yehi To WafaOn Ka Inaam Aakhri Hai

Mariz-e-Muhabbat Ka Aye Chaara SazO
TumHare Shehar Main Yeh Shaam Aakhri Hai

Zara Dair TehrO QaZaa Kay FariShtOn
LabOn Pay Hamara PaYaam Aakhri Hai

Koi MiL Sake Ga Na Hasrat Sa Jesa
Teri AdaOn Ka Yeh GhuLaam Aakhri Hai

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Kabhi Kehta Tha Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main.
Wo Jee Na Paata Tha Lamha Kabhi Bagair Mere
Aaj Kehne Laga Mujhko Ki Ek Sazaa Hoon Main.
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota Aaya
Lagi Maashuq Ke Mehndi Aur Aashiq Rota Aaya.
Magar Riwaaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya Maine
Bina Chaahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di Maine.
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Kah Gaya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Mai.

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