Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
A Pig Fell In Love With A Chicken &
They Both Married Each Other.
Next Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu &
The Chicken Died Of Swine Flu...!!
Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani !!
A Heart Touching Story..must Read :(
Mother: Son I'm Sorry....
I Slept With Someone
That Is Not Your Dad 23 Years Ago.
And That Person Is Your Real Father.
Son: Mum,
What Rubbish!
How Am I To Deal With This?
Mother: I'm Sorry He Was My First Love And
I Could'nt Marry Him..
'Cause We Were Of Different Religions.
He's On The Phone At The Moment And
Wants To Speak With His Son
For The First Time Ever.
Son: No I'm Speaking To
No One. Mr. Walia Is The Only Father
I Know And That's That!!
Mother: Please Don't Be So Upset.
Just Talk To Him.
Son: Ok, I'll Give Him A Piece Of My Mind!
Phone: Morning Son, I Am Mukesh Ambani.
I'm Your Real Father.
Son: Maa Ki Aaaannkkhhh...
Dad! Dad! Dad!!!
Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Luv U So Much Dad!!!!
I Always Knew There Was
Something Special About Me..
Thank You Soooo Much Mum.
You Are The Best Mum In The World!
Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya,
The Whole Thing Is That Bhaiya,
Sabse Bada Rupppaiyaaaa..!!! :D
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek Tha Raja
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Ek Thi Rani
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Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani.
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Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho??
Bola Na Kahani Khatam.
1 Ladka Doctor Ko Bolta Hai.
Doctor Sab...meri Gf Pregnant Hai.
Jabki Maine Protection Use Ki Thi.
Doctor Ne Bola 1 Kahani Suno
1 Sardar Tha Jo Har Sunday
Jungle Jata Tha Sikar Karne
Apni Banduk Lekar..
1 Sunday Hamesha Ki Tarh
Wo Jungle Ja Raha Tha
Wo Apne Banduk Ki Jagah
Galti Se Apna Chata Le Gaya.
Jungle Me Use 1 Sher Dikha
Jo Uski Tarf Aa Raha Tha,
Usne Apne Chate Se
Fire Karne Ki Kosis Ki
Aur Wo Sher Wahi Mar Gaya.
Ladka Bola: Impossible..
Kisi Aur Ne Mara Hoga.
Sahi Samjha Yehi Tmhare Sath V Hua Hai.
Yaha Sardar Ki Jagah Tm Ho
Aur Sher Ki Jagah Tmhari Gf.
True Story
In Bed,its 6:00 Am,if U Close Ur
Eyes For 5 Mins,
Its Direct 7:45,
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But
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In Lecture Its 12:00,u Close Ur
Eyes For 5
Mins, Itz Stil 12:01 :'(
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Skta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tk Kuch Nhi Bolaaur
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Krta Rhakeval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne K Lie.
.
Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nhi Paai Plz Repeat Kro..
Everyone Mst Read
1 Sachhi Ghatna :-
Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi
Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe
Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki,
Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The
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Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr
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Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..
Teacher:
Prasang Sahit Vyakhya Karo -
"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera"
Student:
Ye Line Bollywod Ke Prasidh Kavi Sant,
Shri Emraan Hashmi Ji Ki Rachna
'Murder' Ki Prasidh Kavita
"Bhige Hoth Tere" Se Li Gayi Hai.
Is Kavita Me Kavi Jab Bhi,
Devi Mallika Ko Nirvastra,
Nachte Hue Dekhtey Hai To,
Unka Sabr Tut Jaata Hai Aur Wo Kehte Hai
"Hey Devi Jis Tarha Tumharey,
Hotho Ke Andar Ka Jal,
Tumhari Pyas Bhuja Raha Hai,,
Ussi Tarha Main Bhi Ussi Jal Se
Apni Pyaas Bhujana Chahta Hun",
In Lines Se Humko Kavi Ke Kamine
Evam Ashl!l Hone Ka Ehsas Hota Hai.
Kavi Ke Bhav Saral Evam Spasht Roop Se Tharqii Hai.
Unhone Bahut Kathor Bhavo Ko,
Badi Saralta Se Apni Rachna Me Dikhaya Hai.=))
Teacher Fainted!