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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Bahut Chahta Tha..
Ladke Ne Purpose Kia Aur Ladki Boli,
Teri 1 Month Ki Pocket Money Mera
Roz Ka Kharcha Hai ...
I Cnt Love U..
Phir Bhi Wo Usko Chahta Rha..
Aur 10 Saal Baad Wo 1 Mall Me Mile,
Ladki Ne Kaha Mera Husband 1 Bahut
Badi
Company Me Job Karta Hai Uski Salary
1,00,000/- Per Month Hai
Aur Wo Bahut Hoshiyar Hai.,
Ye Sunkar Ladke Ki Ankh Me Ansu
Nikal Aye..
Thodi Der Me Ladki Ka Husband Aya
Uski Nazar
Us Ladke Par Padi Aur Kaha Sir Aap
Yaha ???
Usne Apni Wife Se Kaha Ye Meri
Company Ke
Malik Hai
Aur 1 Saal Ka 2,000/- Crorre Ka Turn
Over Hai
Aur Kaha...
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Sir 1 Ladki Ko Bahut Chahte Hai Isliye
Aj Tak Shadi Nai Ki..
Its True Love...
Zindgi Bas Ek Pal Ki Mohtaj Nai Hoti
Bas Waqt Use Bana Deta Hai...!!!

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Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban
Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!! ♥♥

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Ek Pagal Roz Yehi Kehta Tha-
Gulti Banaunga, Panchi Ko Marunga..
6 Month Pagal Khane Me Treatment K Baad
Dr. Ne Pucha- Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-suhagrat
Dr.-good, Phir?pagal-sari Utarunga
Dr.-phir?pagal-blouse Utarunga
Dr.-oh No! Phir?pagal-br* Be Utarunga
Dr.-my God, Phir?pagal-phir Kya!
Br* K Elastic Se Gulti Banaunga Or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-oh My Gudnes
Sala 2 To Perfct Pagal Hai Re..

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Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.

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1 Budha Aya
Saath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Laya
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya '
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya
'
Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne
Pankha Hilaya
'
Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne
Pankha Hilaya
'
Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya
'
Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap
'
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Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya....??
'
Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!!!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai
'
Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set
Sirf Ek Hai ...

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"A Cute N Strange Love Story"

There Was A Little Boy Whose 1st Love
Was A Young Girl In A Picture
Which He Found And Picked From The Street.
As Time Went By He Got Married,
But Still Kept It.
One Day,his Wife Found It And Asked,
"Where Did U Get This?"
The Man Said,
"I Kept That Since I Was A Child,
But Why R U Asking?"
The Girl Replied,
"I Lost This Picture When I Was 7...":

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Read This..



One Day A Boy Asked His Girlfriend
2 Marry Her The Gal Gave Him A Challenge
To Live A Day With Out Her
Only Them She Will Marry Him
No Communication Was There For 24hours
The Boy Dont Know That The
Gal Has Only 24 Hours Life Left.
Becoz She Was Il After 24 Hrs
The Boy Went To The Gals
House Holding A Ring He Was Shocked To
Know That She Was Dead
She Left A Letter For Him Saying U DID IT
AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME
dO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVe.

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

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