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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se
park mein roz milne jati Wo
roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata
Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz
nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi
pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya
Waha pata chala ki ladki ko
blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6
din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur
sucide karne buildng ke 100th
floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter
chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi
pohonch raha hu aur tumara
wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan
waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha
payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye
SHAKTIMAAN
A boy & a girl loved each
other very much.
unfortunately the boy died.
girl was upset too much & she
couldn’t stop her tears.
she kept on crying every day.
many people gave sympathy
but no argument could stop
her tears.
one night she slept & had a dream.
she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.
he felt relaxed.
but she noticed that every
guy was in fairy dress & had a
lightened candle in their hand.
but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.
she asked him: “why your
candle is not lightened?”
he said: “whenever i lighten
my candle
your tears falls on it
” please don’t cry for whom you really love”
“because they dont want you too?”
Sweet Love Story: A boy never does homework
in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench just to see her for whole period? Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not? Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in
the interval;
just to see her eating the food
=) Walks by foot to the home
instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
Girl: We Are Best Friends,
Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me,
Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone,
Dials Her Number And Phones
Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im
Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya
karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le
jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na
hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker
Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me
what ur dad do?
Dad: What u said? Girl: I said he works in a
chocolate factory.. and brings
lots of chocolate for me?
In evening he works in an ice-
cream parlor… and i eat my
fvr8 flavor?
He also works in a toys shop..
and bring me soft and cuddy
teddy’s?
Sometimes he is a teacher also
bcoz
He helps me in my
homework..
He is very strong and hard-worker..
He works from morning to evening… and nvr get tired nd
always there for me..?
Dad.. did i said right..??
Dad: I Love You so much my baby?
Girl: I Love You too… u to Dad?
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi
Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE
BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr
nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts
par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke
saath ja rahi thi. 1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se
bah raha tha. Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo. Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera
haath pakad lo. Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai? Bacchi : Agar main Aapka
haath pakdu aur achanak
kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du. LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath
pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch
bhi ho jaaye. “AAP MERA HAATH KABHI
NAHI CHHODENGE”
i love u my mom & dad
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar rahi thi..
.
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
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Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
.
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
.
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
.
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,'Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
.
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
.
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
.
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.