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Story SMS
Ek Tooti Prem Kahani
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Hai
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Uski Barat Gai,
Iski Mayat Uthi.
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Phool Us Par Bhi The,
Phool Ispar Bhi The.
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Mehfil Waha Bhi Thi,
Log Yaha Bhi The.
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Wo Doli Pe Thi,
Ye Janaze Pe Thi.
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Unka Hasna Waha,
Inka Rona Yaha.
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Saheliya Uski Bhi Thi,
Dost Iske Bhi The.
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Qazi Udhar Bhi The,
Molvi Idhar Bhi The.
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Wo Saj Ke Gai,
Ise Sajaya Gaya.
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Wo Uth Ke Gai,
Ise Uthaya Gaya.
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*Fark Sirf Itna Tha*
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Use Apnaya Gaya,
Or
Ise Dafnaya Gaya.
Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)
Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.
Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Or
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
Government Ka Bridge Ka
Tender Nikla.
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Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya. .
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Kaise ?" .
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour 5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
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Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya.
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Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?" .
Gujrati Bola : "30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
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Authorities Ne Puchha : "Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?" .
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
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Gujrati Got the Tender !
“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti,
Sagar Se Kaha Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota,
Gulab Se Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote Tho Kitna Achha Hota,
Tab Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya” Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara
lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to
tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone
lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya
or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut
Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena
chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to
mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
