Funny Shayari SMS

FIRE ko AAG kehte he
COBRA ko NAAG kahte he
GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he
Aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare,
Use DIMAG kahte Hai..

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Chaahta Hoon Tujhe Pyaar Doon,
Dost Pe Apni Zindagi Waar Doon,
Jab Tera Sms Nahin Milta Toh,
Man Karta Hai Teri Jaan Nikaal Doon.

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Rootha Hai Wo Aise Humse
Jaise Hum Sach Me Unhe Mana Lenge
Itna Waqt Kaun Bekaar Kare
Itne Me To Hum Dusra Pata Lenge..!

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Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Karle
Dil Deewana Kehta Hai Ikraar Karle
Chahat Kehti Hai Izhaar Karle Par
Mummy Kehti Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pas Karle..!

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Funny Shayaris
1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..
DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry..
2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..
the no. u r trying is currently switched off..
3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..
Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..

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Dil ki aag ko ansuo se bujha dena,
Ayegi kisi ki yad to hans k bhula dena.
Hamse achha koi dost mile to,
Saale ko laat maar ke bhaga dena.

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Wo Meri Kismat Meri Takdeer Ho Gaye,
Wo Meri Kismat Meri Takdeer Ho Gaye,
Hamne Unki Yaad Mein Khat Itne Likhe Ki,
Ki
Wo Khato Ko Bechkar Hi Ameer Ho Gaye.

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FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.
GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.
WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

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Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
har lafz me wo dard bhar do..
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye

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Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,
Mahan hai aapki kanjusi..
Jo toilet ke lote mein bhi pani chhod dete ho!

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