Funny Shayari SMS

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho..
ye Ghar Aakar sms k Paise De Kar jayenge

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Jo hukum deta h vo iltija b krta h
Ye Asman kahi pe jhuka bhi krta h
Tu bewfa hai to ek buri khabar sun SANAM
Ki intzar mera dusra bhi krta he...

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Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo.
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dowa Pilwalo..

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Husn K Nakhre Bohot Hai
Husn K Charche Bohot Hai
Zara Ishq Karke To Dekho
Ishq Me Kharche Bohot Hai.

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

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Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki BRSAT awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi,
par maro BILL bhrawan kai thari SASU awege.

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Bigadi Hui Zindgi Ki Bus Itni Si Kahani HAi
Kuch To Hum Bachpan Se Kameene The
Or Kuch Aap Jese Dosto Ki Meharbani He.

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jinpar puri kitab likh de ham,
unki zindgi main hamari haisat ek panna ki nahi.
naraz nahi ham aapse hamari bhi tamanna aapke hone ki nahi.

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari,
dil jeetna aadat hai hamari,
kya hua jo call nahi karte,
har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.

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