Funny Shayari SMS

Main aapko chand kehta,
Main aapko chand kehta
Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehta,
Main aapko Suraj kehta
Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar kehta,
Main aapko bandar kehta
Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.

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Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai
Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai
Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur
"IODIN" ki Kami Hai.

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Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G
Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G
Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya
"Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G"

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Snta Ko Nahate hue Mahbooba Yaad Aa gayi tho Farmaya
Dil me He Tumhara Aks
or Hath me H Sabun LUX
Tmhara Khayal aata Raha or
LUX Jhaag Banata Raha.

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Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi aap se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif karli
ap aap Ki SMS ka paisa Bachane Koi aap se Sikhe.

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CID ne sony se naata jod liya
CID ne sony se naata jod liya
.
Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat
Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

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Log ishq krte he bade shor ke 7,
Humne b kiya bade zor ke 7,
Magar ab karenge thoda gaur k 7,
Qki kal usko dekha kisi aur k 7.

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Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,
.
Wah
.
Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,
.
VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga.

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Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai
Wah wa
devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha
Wah wah
Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

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Soja pappu
soja pappu
agar tujhe neend aati hai
Tere neend aate hi teri girlfriend mujhe phone lagati hai.

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