Funny Shayari SMS

Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 152 Funny Shayari SMS

Kya kare in pyare-pyare dosto ka..
Jo dheere-dheere hme bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg..
Aaj ek-ek paisa apni
shaadi k liye bacha rahe hai..

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 164 Funny Shayari SMS

Hasti Thi Hasaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhaati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj! Pata Chala
vo to Pagal Thi.

Like SMS - 24 - SMS Length: 144 Funny Shayari SMS

STUDENT SHAYARI:
Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he...

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 167 Funny Shayari SMS

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi.

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 121 Funny Shayari SMS

Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote h,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote h,
chuse leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote he.

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 133 Funny Shayari SMS

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
.
Wah Wah,
.
.
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
.
.
.
.
.
Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror.

Like SMS - 24 - SMS Length: 155 Funny Shayari SMS

Fazal mahafil mein ek gazal ga rha tha
puri mhahfil mein mere alawa kewal wo hi nazar aa rha tha
uski gayaki sun ker mera g machla ja rha tha
jane meri tabiyat khraab kar ke use kya mazza aa rha tha.

Like SMS - 24 - SMS Length: 205 Funny Shayari SMS

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Like SMS - 26 - SMS Length: 166 Funny Shayari SMS

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe,chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi sitare bhi saath hote.

Like SMS - 26 - SMS Length: 141 Funny Shayari SMS