Funny Shayari SMS

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya....
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

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Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga,
khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

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Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..

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SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

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Rona to unki adat thi
hm yu hi dil se laga baithe
wo naak pochh kr chale gye
Or hm naya rumaal gawa baithe.

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

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Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
.
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koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..

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Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
.
Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..

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