Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya....
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......
Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga,
khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.
APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.
Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
Rona to unki adat thi
hm yu hi dil se laga baithe
wo naak pochh kr chale gye
Or hm naya rumaal gawa baithe.
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
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koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
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Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..