Funny Shayari SMS

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..

Wah Wah

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.

ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.

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ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
jane ki saja paoge,
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ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
jane ki saja paoge,
.
aage rasta Khoda hua hai,
U turn marke wapas aaoge..

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Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo,
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,
phone bechkar Radio hi lelo...

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Na kar mere dost inn hasino se mohabat yeh aankho se war karti hai,
mai ne ap ke girlfrnd k aankho ma dekha ha wo tuj se zyada muj se pyar karti hai.

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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

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Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...
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Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..
.
Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.

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Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Puna Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo ldki Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

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A SONG 4 U.
AGAR TUM MIL JAO TO TANGE TOD DENGE HUM.
TUMHE PAA KAR TUMHARE PECHE KUTTA CHOD DENGE HUM.
BAAS TUM MIL TO JAO.

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so sweet is ur SMILE
so sweet is ur STYLE
so sweet is ur VOICE
so
sweet is ur EYE
see how sweetly I LIE!!

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

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