Funny Shayari SMS

Arz kia hai....
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao...
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao...
Der na karo,
Foran bhai bahan ban jaao....

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Studnt shayari - aasman me kali ghata chai h,
aaj fir principal se mar khai h,
sab kahte h ,
sudhar ja ,
par kya kare aaj madam fir SHEELA ban ke aayi h.

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Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna ,
Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna ,
Pyaar karte hai hum dono,
Tere baap se kya darna.

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Arz kiya hai
Heer ro ro kar ranza se kah rahi hai,
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Wah wah..
Heer ro ro kar ranza se kah rahi hai,
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Duptta chhor de kutte meri nak bah rahi hai.

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Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,

Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,

Agar tum haan kahe janeman to,
peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .

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Jholi Bhar K Pyar Bheju.
Dil Se Dil ka Sawal Bheju.
Aata Nhi Apka Koi Call Ya Sms.
Yaad Nhi Aati Humari,Ya.
Yaaddash K Liye Kaju Badam Bheju...

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai
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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
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Aur
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Maine jo sher mara to
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to
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to
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to
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sherni widhwa ho gayi..

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
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Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning
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Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai
Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

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Khatarnak shayari
Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya,
Wah wah.....
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Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya

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Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye.
na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye.
kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

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