Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Tum us pr beth gye sofa samajh k...
Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani:
Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
Ruthe ho hamase jese hum mana lenge,
Wah-wah
Ruthe ho humse jese hum mana lenge,
Wah-wah
Itana waqt kanha!
Itane me toh hum dusari pata lenge.
Na Hawa Me
Na Baharo Me
Na Chand Me
Na Sitaro Me
Na Lakho Me
Na Hzaro Me
HmneTo Dekha Apko
Chapal Churate
Mandir,Masjid&
Gurudwaro Me.
Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi
Na DiL Ka Sauda
Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda,
Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta,
Sir
With Water
Ya
With Soda.
Khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi nahi tha,
Oye khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi nahi tha,
Sadak se dekha to khidki pe koi nehi tha..
Toote hue gulab ko,
Haath se mein tod dunga,
Bahar wali miljayegi to,
Gharwali ko choar dunga.
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
.
.
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)
Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He,
Wah wah,
Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He,
Grammer To Ata Nhi,
Mgr English Me Baat Karti He??
Arj kiya hai:-
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
.
Fir kya hua_
Are bhai bakri bhi use seengh maregi yaar.